Harry Potter Fun!

the-power-of-potter:

Proof that Ron Weasley didn’t realize Hermione Granger was a girl until their fourth year.

hogwartsradio:

Sirius Black

  1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
  2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
  3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
  4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
  5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
  6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

  1. Neville and Being Badass.
  2. Neville and Being Badass.
  3. Neville and Being Badass.
  4. Neville and Being Badass.
  5. Neville and Being Badass.
  6. Neville and Being Badass
  7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

  1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
  2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
  3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
  4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
  5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
  6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
  7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

  1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
  2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
  3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
  4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
  5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
  6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
  7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

  1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
  2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
  3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
  4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
  5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
  6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
  7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

  1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
  2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
  3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
  4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
  5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
  6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
  7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

  1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
  2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
  3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
  4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
  5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
  6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
  7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

  1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
  3. Cedric and That Time He Found The Snitch.
  4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

  1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
  2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
  3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
  4. Dumbledore and I Didn’t Recognise Someone Pretending To Be Someone I’d Been Friends With For Decades.
  5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
  6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
  7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

  1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
  2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
  3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
  4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
  5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
  6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
  7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

  1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
  2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
  3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
  4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
  5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
  6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
  7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

  1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
  7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

  1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
  2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
  3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
  4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
  5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
  6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
  7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.
lolsofunny:

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Harry’s Fashion sense…

taurussoraai:

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…it make sense….

tragedyismydestiny:

tragedyismydestiny:

May or may not contain Lord Voldemort. 

tragedyismydestiny:

tragedyismydestiny:

May or may not contain Lord Voldemort. 

omg yes. please.
Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?
lolsofunny:

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colonel-bastard:

mangocianamarch:

nightclubflunkie:

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was a horrible little fan girl when I saw Alan Rickman in a cafe in New York City?

HIS FACE OMG
#a surreptitious picture of me eh #i see you there #10 points from gryffindor

I had a friend who once saw Alan Rickman standing a certain distance away on a subway platform.  Said friend made eye contact with Rickman, who then looked directly at him and said only one word: 
“No.” 

colonel-bastard:

mangocianamarch:

nightclubflunkie:

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was a horrible little fan girl when I saw Alan Rickman in a cafe in New York City?

HIS FACE OMG

#a surreptitious picture of me eh #i see you there #10 points from gryffindor

I had a friend who once saw Alan Rickman standing a certain distance away on a subway platform.  Said friend made eye contact with Rickman, who then looked directly at him and said only one word: 

“No.”